Paradise in Missouri, Jesus in space and a bit of racism or more of the craziest things in which Mormons believe
Any religion - it is the sort of thing that always requires its followers to perform one simple rule: put aside critical thinking and take for granted some pretty strange, amusing, and at times some terrible things without any explanation, evidence and remarks.
In the end, the taste of all the different condoms, and everyone is free to believe what he was closer, but all these entertaining dogmas will look from the outside, if we look at them with fresh eyes skeptical? Take, for example, our favorite Mormon.
What do we know about them, except that they are, first, odd, and secondly, can marry several girls at once and, thirdly, a little bit like a gay, because Satan has come up with a beard?
Today, we have decided to fill this unfortunate gap in the horizon of our favorite readers and tell you about a couple of the most strange and bizarre things, which really do Mormons believe, against which even a virgin, gave birth to a child, seems something quite commonplace and normal.
Someone there said something about OOO "ROC", "Vatican Incorporated", or about the fact that the modern church with the coolest tax benefits very similar to the profitability of the commercial start-up? Believe me, comrades, in our case is far from being so obviously. If you decide to join the ranks of Mormon, never look at the calendar year, you know, he is lying to you. For those of you on the streets of the Middle Ages still reigns, and you are still required to give a tenth of their income the church. No, not "can", namely "obligation", it is done on a voluntary-compulsory basis as tax return.
There was no coffee, only hardcore
And now, dear friends, a simple test that would take you to the proud ranks of Mormon or not. Seychasmedlennootorvitevzglyadotmonitora and see what "swipes" peacefully settled on your desk in the zone manual reach. If this is coffee or tea, then we're sorry, you are in flight, and will burn in hell Mormon. The fact that the founder of the whole of this great organization by the name of Joseph Smith is strictly commanded his followers to follow a special diet, and the satanic sinful espresso for unknown reasons, it is categorically not included. However, there is good news. For carbonated beverages with caffeine Mormons are far less strictly, so that, unlike coffee all kinds of "Red Bull", "Adrenaline" and "Berna" to drink even whole liters.
A drop of racism
I do not know by what miracle of God in good and tolerant America Mormons could disown his entertaining past, but the fact remains. Only in 1978 the leaders of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, gritting his teeth, recognized that all people are equal, regardless of skin light and invited African Americans to join the Mormons, where they for some reason (strange people, right?) Somehow not hurry, and did not hurry up to now. Perhaps this strange phenomenon is due to the fact that until the end of the 70 Mormons publicly stated that the dark color of the skin - this is the stigma of God's curse, and the white color of the skin - is a sign of God's blessing, but we are no matter what do not pretend it is, just a guess.
In contrast to our family and loved the Orthodox priests, Mormon presence of a beard or mustache on the face is considered something obscene sinful and disgusting (though officially it is entertaining rule applies only to men, ladies, relax if anything, you shave the mustache is optional.)
Mormons - the followers of one of the few religions that confidently states that she knows for certain where is actually in ancient times was the same Eden. To be more precise, according to the Mormons, Garden of Eden, where Adam and Eve dancing naked and ate apples GMO, located on the territory of the modern town of Independence in western Missouri. Of course, no evidence to support such a bold assumption no and did not anticipate, and indeed, you're serious? Paradise in the west of Missouri?
People like gods
Good news for all narcissistic psychopaths. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day you will understand, forgive and accept as their own. Why is that? It's simple. Mormons believe that since God created man in His own image and likeness, every Mormon at some stage of their spiritual enlightenment can easily become a god himself. You see? We told you that there will understand and you will find yourself friends.
And the best for last. I do not know what about Nibiru and the Reptilians, but Mormons also have their own magical Space planet, which are sent to those "men as gods", which we mentioned above.
This is the planet Kolob, which is located closest to the comic Throne of God. And yes, perhaps, to say that no astronomer had ever proved the fact of its existence, will probably somehow indecent and disrespectful.